Breaking Up? Best Apps to Get You Through
the 5 Stages of Grief
Looking to erase
an ex from your mind and reach the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
Today’s technology can help, with a clutch of apps and sites that make
heartbreak hurt a little less.
Stage 1: Denial
Killswitch is a mobile app that
removes all traces of your ex from your Facebook by deleting pictures, videos,
wall posts, and status updates that tagged the two of you together. Ironically
enough, it was released on Valentine’s Day.
Stage 2: Anger
Trash
the stuff they gave you…or make money off of it. NeverLikedItAnyway.com lets heartbroken lovers
sell gifts from their exes. Why burn/toss/shred ever again? Especially when
there's a little cash possible to ease the pain.
Stage 3: Bargaining
Ex-Lover Blocker is an app that tackles the
impulse to reconnect by publicly shaming you. Try to call an ex, and the app
will send a text message to your closest friends so they can yell at you before
you make a tragic mistake. As if that wasn’t enough, the app also posts an
update on Facebook alerting the world of your attempt.
Stage 4: Depression
Anonymously
mourn or vent on the Dear Old Love Tumblr. Sample posts include: "I can
still feel you lying behind me, your laugh shaking me so much that I laughed
too," and "It is your birthday tomorrow and I wanted to greet you,
but then quickly realized that we’re no longer friends anymore, not even in
Facebook." Feel better?
Stage 5: Acceptance
Congratulations!
Now, don’t make the same mistake twice. FutureMe.org allows you to jot down your
advice, and email it to yourself in the future. After that, do a happy dance.
And meet someone new!
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